Writing When You’re Not Sad
How do people write when they’re not sad? The day when you’ve just busted your ass at the gym and took shit from the guy in the treadmill next to … Continue reading
Andrew Dawson: Man Vs. Beast
“What is the difference between man and beast? Man differs from the animal by the fact that he is a killer; he is the only primate that kills and tortures … Continue reading
Stop Lying, Goddammit
Most of the things we do are utterly hypocritical of what we teach our children. Lying is an especially pertinent example. Don’t lie, we tell them. Honestly and loyalty and … Continue reading
Andrew Dawson: Life: A Maze of Wires
Life is a maze – a confusing place full of an astronomical amount of overwhelming choices. For a moment, imagine all the possibilities that could happen in your life. Imagine … Continue reading
Andrew Dawson: Occupy Yourself – Not The Streets
At the heart of each conflict are two predictable polar opposites – the aggressor and the defense. Pick any conflict in history and you will be amazed that this holds … Continue reading
When Girls Shit on Girls
I personally believe that girls shitting on girls is worse than anyone else shitting on girls. In the land of dicks, population: humanity, dropping a big fat deuce on a … Continue reading
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Cecilia Grayson: Tourists Face Extinction
Tourists could be extinct within 20 years unless tough new measures are taken to protect their habitats, an environmental watchdog says. MileHigh, based at Dorval, claims that demolitions of resort … Continue reading
Cecilia Grayson: Shakespeare Revisited
From The Merchant of Venice, act IV scene 1 Portia (as an undergrad): You can’t make people merciful, you jerk; Mercy is something totally awesome That’s really good for everyone … Continue reading
Tell Me What It’s Like
I went to a group gym class today conveniently named ‘Abs, Back and Bootie.’ I’ve always been used to being the largest person there, but today, I noticed that the … Continue reading
